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The World's Most Alpha and Beta Countries

Height chart comparing the average Dutch man (183 cm) with the average Filipino man (161 cm)

Fans of gay shrinking, gay macrophilia and gay muscle worship will love these real-world facts about the most and least dominant countries in the world.

Have you ever wondered which country has the tallest men, the smallest penises, or the most ripped abs? We've done the research for you and are here to answer all of your burning questions!

Let’s start with the tallest men - the Netherlands. On average, its men are 183.8cm tall (just over 6ft) - towering over the Philippines, where the average male is only 161.8cm (5’3”).

Average Male Height
Average Male Height

Meanwhile, Ecuador takes the prize for having the biggest penises, with an average of 17.61cm (6.93in) when erect. In comparison, Cambodia has the smallest on average, measuring in at an itty bitty 10 cm (3.94in).

The average Ecudorian erect penis vs. the average Cambodian one
The average Ecudorian erect penis vs. the average Cambodian one

Have you ever noticed that black men tend to have more muscle mass than white males? Studies back this up – black men have more lean muscle mass on average. And when it comes to the fittest country on the planet, Uganda takes the crown according to the World Health Organization.

But what about abs? Turns out, one in five Dutch men can see their six-pack! At the other end of the scale, the island nation of Palau has the fattest men on earth.

In terms of strength per capita, Iceland takes the cake, having won 21 World’s Strongest Men medals - impressive for a tiny nation!

World's Strongest Man Medals
World's Strongest Man Medals

But who has the most intelligent men? Japan takes home the award with an average IQ of 106.48, while Barbados has the lowest at 91.6.

And finally, the biggest feet ever recorded belong to the late Robert Wadlow of Alton, Illinois. Robert, who was 8 feet 11 inches tall and 439 pounds, had a whopping 37 AA shoe size.

It's amazing what the different countries of the world have to offer!

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